Beer tasting on Reality Shows

Okay I had a dream that I was on a reality shows called "Rouge Beer". The point of the shows was to do all these weird ass obstacles while drink the different types of rogue beer. I had to walk on a fuckin bed of nails while drinking the Dead Guy Ale (my fav).. then spin around 10 times and recycle the bottle in a whole that had a clown on it..( I hate fucking clowns).

Then this other guy had to drink the Chocolate Stout while riding a roller coaster and if he spilt it he was sentenced to death.. (how do not spill while riding upside down.. can someone answer me that??) I think the guy lost a leg cause he spilt a drop..

Then there were a couple of 19 year olds on the show and they had to make a cheezy porno while trying to drink the Hazelnut Rouge and if no one watched the porno they were stuck having sex with one another forever... ( I guess that would be a horrible thing for 19 yr olds..lol)

Not sure why I dreamt this.. I love Rouge beers but I would not want to be on a damn reality show.....

Leather Jackets in East LA

I had the weirdest dream that I was in East LA with this red neck guy and chick that I did not know. He wanted to buy a leather jacket. Then all these old school bikers kept trying to run me over with a stroller as we were going in and out of stores. The chick kept wanted to go in to sex shops to buy banana's (not sex toys but bananas).. I kept telling her she can buy that shit at the market.

I dont know what happen but then the bikers were chasing us down the street, throwing apples and Gigi's at us. When we tried to run to our truck but we realized it got towed. So I said let get on the bus.. but they were sooo red neck that they thought the bus was gonna eat them.. so I had to pull them by the hair on the bus.. I kept telling them we would be safe once we hit Long Beach... so then the guy said he didnt like his jacket and wanted to return it and she ate her fuckin banana....

I not sure what this dream means.. Im so not the leather jacket type.. I dont like fucking bananas...

Celine Dion and moving beds..

Dreamt that my buddies (from back in the day) Mike, Sem Carl & Britton came to visit me in Hawaii. We went to visit a giant swap meet, that had a stadium for Celine Dion to preform( I don't think any of us liked her, but who knows maybe one of those boys secretly did..lol).

We were all going up to the vendors to steal and rearrange their shit. We moved around some hand blown glass and took it to a dance studio. Then Sem had this great idea to steal the cats out of the Chinese food kitchen,so they would have nothing to cook with. (I think Ive seen the movie gummo one to many times..lol) Then we all had to cheez it and hid under the bleachers. From their we drank a couple of 40's of Mickeys..(I cant drink those anymore).

Then it flashed to Aug and I moving our bed around in order to put sunblock on properly. We moved it next to the window so the sun would shine on us , but the block would stop. (Augie doesn't even use sun block.. so wtf is that).

Then I went cruising on my own.. found a secret passage way under the stadium and when I opend the door Celine Dion was not alive and everybody thought I did it. Mike, Carl, Sem and Britton smuggles me to some country well Augie stayed back and told everyone that I didn't do it. He met up with us laer.

This was a fuckin weird dream..

Fish Distributing

Dreamt that Augies friends Greg, his wife Kacie, Qunicy and his girlfriend were picking me up in a semi. (The semi was painted like a bumble bee, not sure whats up with that.)They were taking me to lunch until Aug was able to pick me up. On the ride to lunch Kacie kept crying cause my Son Kale was ignoring her (but he was asleep.. so of course he was ignoring her). She cried and cried. Then she refused to get out of the semi for lunch.

At lunch I learned that Greg and Quincy became fish distributors. They were catching fish with bubble gum out down by horny corner. (If u live in Long Beach u know where that is and you would never eat anything out of that fuckin water...eeeewwww!!!.) Then in the middle of lunch I realized wtf was wrong with Kacie... she was preggos..I told Greg and then he instantly took her pickles. Then 2 mins later Quincy proposed to his chick.

I don't see Aug's friends like ever so I don't know why the hell I dreamt this shit.

Descendants in a circus tent

There was a giant circus tent and the Descendants were playing. Everyone that was there to see them were my facebook friends. Augie and Kale were walking around carrying a TV. Then someone bumped the TV and it fell. Augie was sooo pissed off at me(if u know Augie he like hardly ever gets mad) that he said he was gonna leave without me. I told him Ill take the Lil red bus home (Long Beach has this Lil red bus that cruises around). My mom asked if I wanted to leave wither her I said no.

I stayed and watched the show.. then I wanted to shower so I went to my Dads house. And his house had giant pipes running through the floor making the whole house uneven. And there were tables everywhere (again w/ tables, not sure why I keep dreaming about them). After my shower I realized I didn't have any clothes, so I wore a towel as a dress. Then I realized the bus stopped running. So I had to use roller skates to get home. As I was skating I found Augie's flip flops (I guess he lost them) and I talk to this lady in the parking lot and she said I put on a great show and I should hold shows on in the future. (I guess I hosted the Decendants playing..that would be awesome to do.)

So I get home, I hand Aug his flip flops and he says he forgives me. (Even though I didn't do anything...)

Moving...

In this dream Augie (my bf), Kale (my son), and I were moving in with my boyfriends dad and sister. We moved all our shit to the house that was full of bright fusha pink carpet. There were like 5 windows on every wall that had no curtains or blinds. And there was No closet space at all. We hung our clothes in front of the windows and use them as curtains. And in like every room of the house people were playing volleyball. We got sooooo fed up that we moved out.

So we moved in with our friends Gregg, Michelle and their son Jai. In the dream Heather (Augie's sister) kept bringing Michelle and I coffee tables, every shape color and size. We just stacked them all over the house. Then Gregg's truck need a new engine, but there was an engine shortage. So Augie and Gregg decided they were gonna build one out of coffee table (since we didn't have a shortage in them).

Not sure how this dream ended... I woke up.

AC's supermarket and poop

In this dream I was at the super market (called AC"s Supermarket) buying some shit to take to the aquarium. I was standing in line and the cashier (which was my friend Andrew Carroll) was helping this chick in front of me. The chick kept asking over and over if the market belonged to AC Slater from Saved by the Bell. Andrew kept saying No, but she just kept asking. Finally he threw her shit on the floor and told her to get the fuck out. She asked to speak to the manager and Andrew said I am the owner.... so get out! I was like Andrew what the hell r u doing being a cashier if u own this place. He said no one wanted to work for AC Slater...lol.

Next thing I know I am the aquarium with my friend Keri and her butt load of kids, (kids she works with.... I don't think she has any of her own, if she does she hasn't told me). So were wondering around and all the fish, sharks, seals, etc. are pooping. There pooping everywhere in there tanks. Then the kids started to feed them bread and they just shit some more. We were sooo eeewwww'd out.

Not sure what this means I haven't watch Saved by the Bell in like forever, although I did go to an aquarium, but it wasn't filled with shit..lol.

Weird Xmas gift

Sometime before Christmas I dreamt I was opening my presents from my mom (she has always gotten me stuff that I like for xmas so in the dream I was really excited). In the dream I couldn't see what my presents were I could only see the look on my face, and that look was confused. It turned out my mom got me Post-Its, every shape and color u could imagine. I just stuck them all over the wall. (Seriously, what the hell do I need that many post-its for I ask u????)