Lemonade and centipedes

Okay last nights dream what with my friends Gregg and Michelle... I dreamt that he was opening a lemonade stand... and you bought and drank the lemonade out of blue tupperware containers... his stand was out of his bicycle window (I have no clue how that worked) his wife was selling bread that she cooked in a plastic grocery bag in a microwave. The bread was purple.
I guess everyday at 3pm a 2 headed centipede would come running out and bite someone, kill them and try and drag them through a mouse hole... it was weird cuz the hole led into the bike/lemonade stand.. (no fuking clue how a body would fit in there but okay...lol)

So I was there at the stand about to buy some drink for my son and 3pm hit and the centipede ran out... then when it came near me I smashed it with a hammer.. I thought hurraay no more dead people. But Gregg was pist... he said the centipede was his money maker and began to cry...

Then I woke up... no clue what they hell this dream means lol

The Farm

Okay not that Im finally getting some sleep Im starting to dream again... Last night I dreamt that my friend Kevin (who has a butt load of acres)started a farm. Not just anyfarm but a LEGO farm. He had LEGO cows, ducks, pigs, etc... and his daughter and my son son were feed them lil LEGO bits.

After the kids feed them a bunch of us went out to a bar. At the bar we ran into the guys from Seinfield (Kramer, Jerry, Elaine & George) and they were trying to sell Kevins wife Kathleen glasses but she doesnt wear them... George kept trying to fore them down her throat (literally)... so we had to run.... then they were chasing us down with a car and throwing veagan food at us... so we ran back to the farm and hid behind the LEGO cows... then I dont remember what happened..

On Sept 2011 I had this crazy ass dream the my friends Carl, Sem, Diane, Keri and Augie n Kale were in my dream last night. I dream that Carl sold me a pick up truck and I was driving us all to knotts scary farm..then the cops were chasing me cuz carl never paid any of his parking tickets, n then I went to jail, got out and said to carl "why u selling me some bunck ass shit??" then drove us to a hot tub, then the cops raided the place cuz sem didnt pay his BMX tickets so we tried to make a get away... the trucks light went out... we drove off the freeway and flew off a bridge... then we all got out of the truck and said "damn!" at the same time..then my dad came and gave us all beers while he was trimming some plants!!

Beer tasting on Reality Shows

Okay I had a dream that I was on a reality shows called "Rouge Beer". The point of the shows was to do all these weird ass obstacles while drink the different types of rogue beer. I had to walk on a fuckin bed of nails while drinking the Dead Guy Ale (my fav).. then spin around 10 times and recycle the bottle in a whole that had a clown on it..( I hate fucking clowns).

Then this other guy had to drink the Chocolate Stout while riding a roller coaster and if he spilt it he was sentenced to death.. (how do not spill while riding upside down.. can someone answer me that??) I think the guy lost a leg cause he spilt a drop..

Then there were a couple of 19 year olds on the show and they had to make a cheezy porno while trying to drink the Hazelnut Rouge and if no one watched the porno they were stuck having sex with one another forever... ( I guess that would be a horrible thing for 19 yr olds..lol)

Not sure why I dreamt this.. I love Rouge beers but I would not want to be on a damn reality show.....

Leather Jackets in East LA

I had the weirdest dream that I was in East LA with this red neck guy and chick that I did not know. He wanted to buy a leather jacket. Then all these old school bikers kept trying to run me over with a stroller as we were going in and out of stores. The chick kept wanted to go in to sex shops to buy banana's (not sex toys but bananas).. I kept telling her she can buy that shit at the market.

I dont know what happen but then the bikers were chasing us down the street, throwing apples and Gigi's at us. When we tried to run to our truck but we realized it got towed. So I said let get on the bus.. but they were sooo red neck that they thought the bus was gonna eat them.. so I had to pull them by the hair on the bus.. I kept telling them we would be safe once we hit Long Beach... so then the guy said he didnt like his jacket and wanted to return it and she ate her fuckin banana....

I not sure what this dream means.. Im so not the leather jacket type.. I dont like fucking bananas...

Celine Dion and moving beds..

Dreamt that my buddies (from back in the day) Mike, Sem Carl & Britton came to visit me in Hawaii. We went to visit a giant swap meet, that had a stadium for Celine Dion to preform( I don't think any of us liked her, but who knows maybe one of those boys secretly did..lol).

We were all going up to the vendors to steal and rearrange their shit. We moved around some hand blown glass and took it to a dance studio. Then Sem had this great idea to steal the cats out of the Chinese food kitchen,so they would have nothing to cook with. (I think Ive seen the movie gummo one to many times..lol) Then we all had to cheez it and hid under the bleachers. From their we drank a couple of 40's of Mickeys..(I cant drink those anymore).

Then it flashed to Aug and I moving our bed around in order to put sunblock on properly. We moved it next to the window so the sun would shine on us , but the block would stop. (Augie doesn't even use sun block.. so wtf is that).

Then I went cruising on my own.. found a secret passage way under the stadium and when I opend the door Celine Dion was not alive and everybody thought I did it. Mike, Carl, Sem and Britton smuggles me to some country well Augie stayed back and told everyone that I didn't do it. He met up with us laer.

This was a fuckin weird dream..

Fish Distributing

Dreamt that Augies friends Greg, his wife Kacie, Qunicy and his girlfriend were picking me up in a semi. (The semi was painted like a bumble bee, not sure whats up with that.)They were taking me to lunch until Aug was able to pick me up. On the ride to lunch Kacie kept crying cause my Son Kale was ignoring her (but he was asleep.. so of course he was ignoring her). She cried and cried. Then she refused to get out of the semi for lunch.

At lunch I learned that Greg and Quincy became fish distributors. They were catching fish with bubble gum out down by horny corner. (If u live in Long Beach u know where that is and you would never eat anything out of that fuckin water...eeeewwww!!!.) Then in the middle of lunch I realized wtf was wrong with Kacie... she was preggos..I told Greg and then he instantly took her pickles. Then 2 mins later Quincy proposed to his chick.

I don't see Aug's friends like ever so I don't know why the hell I dreamt this shit.