T-Rex, Nudists and Pizza!!

Dreamt that there was T-Rex roaming around in Augie's parents backyard. Then there was this random lady on a horse riding around trying to kill the T-Rex. She was trying to kill it with a champagne glass that she sharpened and filled with bleach. Through out the entire dream I was losing my shoes.

Then my dream flashed to my mom. Her car broke down so she had to ride with a bunch of nudists. Then Augie's dad (Thom) was ordering Dominoes Pizza (wish there was one on Kauai). We were only allowed to eat 3 slices (I can sooo eat way more then that..lol) The pizza needed to be save for Heather (Augie's sister), she was sleeping beauty who would only wake up to pizza.

I don't is the lady ever killed T-Rex....

Baby shower & a sheep

I had 2 dreams last night....

The first one I got preggos again... so my friend Sem decided to throw me baby shower. He invited only a few people and my parents were allowed to come (which is super weird cause my parents were like Sem's second parents). And the shower was surrounded by a moat. As a gift he gave me a sheep, told me I can make my own cotton. (I'm thinking what the fuck?? who has time to make their own cotton). And my friend Kenny was also in the dream... he was wondering around lost.

The second dream... I had like 5 sheep (again with the sheep) and I was leading them up and down trails with cabbage. There were rats jumping, but they were clean and cute rats (I don't think I can ever think a rat is cute). The sheep and I stopped to look at children who were watching TV while their parents were talking.

I have no clue what this means... does anyone??

A dog, Passion party, & taking out the trash...

My son kept waking up last night so every time I feel back asleep it was like the dream continued on without me so here is what I remember....

There is a dog tied up to a rod iron fence... then I realized it was an old house we use to live on (824 Grand Ave). There is this lady outside screaming at her dog... she was yelling at him cause he had to take a shit. She was threatening him.. telling him if he didn't learn to use the toilet she'd make him wear diapers (again with diapers).

Then next thing I know I'm at a coed Passion Party (never been to a coed one.. men always start using the toys as "light saber" that's why there not allowed..lol). I look around and all the men are using different color GiGi's and there is a porno on the wall. I look to my left and there is a friend I haven't seen in years (Nick Ransom) with is new wife. On the other side of me is my friend Julia with her man David and they are arguing about what merchandise to buy. And I realize I'm the "Lube Girl" I'm walking around squirting lube in to everyone hand.

Next thing I know I'm in a school cafeteria and I'm taking out the trash.... then I wake up.

Hairclip bugs

I remembered another crazy dream I had... Dreamt that I was wearing hair clips that were actually bugs and they were killing people. They were killing people who made fun of other people...In the dream I was walking down the street and the clip/bugs were just jumping out of my hair and people were just dropping to the ground....weird.... if that could really happen then there would be no one left in the world...

Almost arrested for a DIC (Diapers in Car)

In this dream me, my Uncle Chris and his wife Debbie were in Texas, (but it was California scenery...go figure) and we were invited to a party. At this party they paid some random person to DJ, they just happened to ask my uncle to DJ.... So we were all drinking really shitty beer like Coors Light or something.Then Debbie went in search for good beer but all she could find were vending machines full of Dr. Pepper and Coors Light... so then we were so over the party...

So we got in the car to drive home...as Uncle Chris was driving we got pulled over by the cops. They said we were gonna get arrested for a DIC. (Driving with diapers in the car, like what the hell is that.) So as the cop was talking.... Debbie and I were trying to throw what I guess was Cameron (their son) and Kale (my sons) diapers out the passenger side window so we could be set free... the cop looked the car then saw there were no diaper so we were free to go...

No clue what this dream meant...maybe its because I'm a new mommy and I'm constantly changing diapers... who the hell knows...

Cake stands, a broadway show & a plane

In this dream Augie (my boyfriend/baby daddy) and I rented a 4-bedroom house for $1500…a cake maker owned it so there were cake stands in like every rooms. Then we found out we had roommates that came with the house.

Augie loved them, I hated them… he spent all his time with them and not me. I showered a lot just so I could be away from them. After I showered I would put on a black dress. I showered like 6 times a day and I had the damn dress in my closet (which also had a cake stand in it).

Then I decided I wanted to go to Europe to get away. Augie didn’t want to drive me to the airport; he wanted to sleep instead, so my dad (who in reality hates driving to the airport, he normally gives me money to take a shuttle) ended up taking me.

Then the airline called and said my seat was given away, but went I got there the plane was half empty. By the way the plane looked like a blimp. So I guess I stood in the wrong check in line, and then I had to go to a music store to check in.

On the plane I met a guy and his younger brother they were staying at the same hotel as me, they offered to show me around. Then.. I kept ordering a beer and the flight attendant kept bring me hard alcohol.. I think it was gin. Then we had to move so the younger brother could drink w/out being caught. The airplane was like a giant stadium and some Broadway show preformed. Then I woke up....

My Dreams

Okay, so I've been having random crazy ass dreams for as long as I can remember... you can even ask my mom (she'll totally vouch for me). My dreams are very vivid and weird(most dreams are, never met a person who said there dreams were normal).... So I thought hey if I scribble them down they might be entertaining to anyone who wants to take the time to read them. Some are current as in last night and some are from back in the day... hope u get a kick out of them...

-Pink